Tax his land, tax his wage             ;           Accounts Receivable Tax, Building Permit Tax, Cdl license

Tax his bed in which he lays             ;       Tax, Cigarette Tax,Corporate Income Tax, Dog License Tax

Tax his tractor, tax his mule             ;       Federal Income Tax, Federal Unemployment Tax (Futa)

Teach him taxes is the rule             ;        Fishing License Tax, Food License Tax, Fuel permit tax

Tax his cow, tax his goat             ;           Gasoline Tax, Hunting License tax, Inheritance tax Interest

Tax his pants, tax his coat             ;        expanse, Inventorytax,IRSInterestCharges(taxontopoftax)

Tax his ties, tax his shirts           &nb sp;         IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax), Liquor Tax, Luxury Taxes

Tax his work, tax his dirt                       Marriage License Tax, Medicare Tax, Property Tax   Real

Tax his tobacco, tax his drink               Estate Tax, Service charge taxes, Social Security Tax, Road

Tax him if he tries to think.                  usage taxes, (Truckers), Sales Taxes, Recrational Vehicle

Tax his booze, tax his beers,               Tax, School Tax,State Income Tax,State Unemployment Tax

If he cries, tax his tears                      (SUTA), Telephone federal excise tax, Telephone federal

Tax his bills, tax his gas                     universal service fee tax, Telephone federal, state & local

Tax his notes, tax his cash                 surcharge taxes, Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax,

Tax him good and let him know          Telephone recurring tax and non-recurring charges tax,

That after taxes, he has no dough        Telephone state and local tax, Telephone usage charge tax

If he hollars, tax him more,                Utility Taxes, Vehicle License Registration Tax, vechicle Sales

Tax him until he's good and sore.        Tax, Watercraft registration Tax, Well Permit Tax, workers

Tax his coffin, tax his grave                compensation Tax.

Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,            Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation

"Taxes drove me to my doom!"               was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no

And when he's gone, we won't relax,        national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and

We'll still be after the inheritance TAX.     Mom stayed home to raise the kids.  What happened????? 

Key Words: Taxes

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