Let's talk about the language known to most as English.

First of all. It shouldn't really be dubbed English if it's in America. Shouldn't it be dubbed American? Mexicans speak a language very similar to Spanish, but its proper name is Mexican. English is spoken in England. That's where it originated from. English and American languages are very similar, but there are enough differences for it to be announced its own language (why do you think folks from Portugal chatter in Portugese and not Spanish?).

Another thing about English speakers in America. If you decide to live in this country, please try to speak the most common language. Right now it's American (English). I'm tired of going to a store, just to have a group of illegal immigrators blabber in Mexican. How the hell can I tell you where to get fake passports if I can't understand a word you're saying? It is truly annoying, and makes me feel like I stand out in a bad light (and also, why the hell are you sneaking across the border to a country that probably sucks just as bad as your own? We've got enough trouble over here. You're better off staying put).

Back to the American English. Follows are some words and phrases that I believe don't belong as proper part of speaking. The word "phat". Yeah, I'm talking about the pee-eich-ay-tee version. Who came up with this useless word? It's only used by clothing manufacturers to try and get listless teens interested in their stuff. Unneeded.

The word bling. This is used by supposedly rich morons who haven't heard of the word lavish. If you hear someone use the term ("bling bling"), get the eff away from that person immediately.

Any word that ends in "izzle". Snizzle, foshizzle, nizzle...c'mon. These are not words. This is baby talk for ghetto rats. You know, those who dropped out of school on purpose when they were twelve and ended up hanging around crack dens and getting high off cheap hairspray. These words make the average human look like an uneducated doofus.

I don't care if these words were added to Webster's Dictionary, they're not words to me. Try to clean up the language, and you'll soon see that people can be somewhat smarter. Somewhat.

I'm done here. Go home.

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