Only people like us can do such things to this country we inherited
(well, we didn't really inherit it, we stole it from the Mexicans and the
Indians but it was nice when we stole it). It was pristine, paradise.
Have you seen it lately? Have you taken a good long look?
Only people like Americans can take this beautiful country and turn it
into what it is today: a shopping mall. Mile after mile of mall after mall.
America; just one coast-to-coast cesspool.
Americans love the mall anyway, because it's the place where they can fulfill
their two main needs, shopping and eating. They're just huge shapeless flabs
of protoplasm lumbering through the malls like a fleet of interstate buses.
But if you were to pull one aside and tell 'em about the low IQ and the constant
eating and the non-stop obesity problems, they just spring right on to education.
We need more money for the schools, they say. We need better teachers, better
textbooks, better exams.
Well you know we tried all of that but the kids still don't pass the tests.
Ah, don't you worry, they say, we'll lower the passing grades.
So that's what they do. They lower the passing grades, more kids pass, the school looks
good, everyone's happy, the IQ of the country drops another three or four points, and
pretty soon, all you need to get into college is a ruddy pencil!
Got a pencil? Get in there, it's Physics.

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