I wanna blow off some steam here that I haven't been able to do in a while.
Lemme start by talking about really weird and useless stuff I've noticed in the industry.
Electric toothbrushes. Who came up with THAT? Why can't you just buy a cheap
$1 brush and use that? Electric toothbrushes are for the insanely lazy. Yeah; they're
just so you can save two seconds in brushing your biters. And often the effect is crap -
you can get so much more white if you use a regular toothbrush.
Here's one that befuddles: scented toilet paper. Who buys toilet paper that has an aroma??
It's just going up your butt after you've been sitting on the toilet! What, you want your
ass to smell like crap-covered roses? It makes no sense! Especially since the now dirty paper
is flushed down with the rest of the waste. It's a waste, there's no need to buy wiping paper
that smells nice for five minutes.
One more before I wrap this up. Cell phones. It's not so much the phone itself, rather its what
people will use it for. Most cell phones today come with video capability, a camcorder, enough
space to save that 3D tetris game that the intern Joe made (sure to sell 3 copies), and even the ability
to play music. It's becoming less of a mobile telephone and more like an MP3 player that you make
payments on. I'd rather get an iPod and save that $70 spent each month, wouldn't you?

Thanks for reading, this has been my rant on useless inventions best suited for firewood or paperweights.

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