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Flower Switch
A new business was opening, and one of the owner's friends wanted to
send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business
site, and the owner read the card, which said, "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was,
the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorr... Read More
New Dad
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to
go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch
his wonderful new son.
Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did
everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying.
Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the
doctor.
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Double Death
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss,
concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically,
"What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young
girl. "Why don't you go home for the day, we... Read More
Caesar Salad Now Legal!
WASHINGTON, DC -- California decriminalized the sale of Caesar salad
this week -- and it's not a moment too soon, the Libertarian Party
said today.
"When you outlaw Caesar salad, only outlaws will eat Caesar salad,"
noted the party's Director of Communications, Bill Winter. "That's
why, on the issue of Caesar salad, we Libertarians have always been
pro-legalization."... Read More
One Way Trip to Mars
NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to
Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a
one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth.
The interviewer asked the first applicant, an engineer, how much he
wanted to be paid for going. "One million dollars," the engineer
answered. "And I want to donate it all to my alma ma... Read More
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