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Hilarious Blonde
Jokes
What did the doctor say to
the blonde who claimed
"It hurts everywhere I touch"?
"Your finger is broken."
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished
the jigsaw puzzle in 6
months?
Because it said "from 2-4 years" on the box.
How did the blonde burn her ear?
She was ironing and the phone rang.
How do you get a one-arm... Read More
The Toilet Seat Incident
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for
several weeks to paint the seat on their commode. Finally, he got
around to doing it while Lucy was out. He left to take care of another
matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a
shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the commode. As she
tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had
glued her to the commode seat. &nb... Read More
NEVER TICK
OFF A NURSE...
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He
was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like
he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything
to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him, but finally
even she had had enough. She came into his room and announced,... Read More
Clyde's Day
In Court
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy
lawyer was questioning Clyde.
Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine," asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my
favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
"I didn't ask for any... Read More
"We Haven't
Had Any"
A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer,
"No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and
it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."
Alarmed, the manager rushed over to the customer who was
walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am.
Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an
order for it a couple of weeks ago."
Then the manager... Read More
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