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The
Farmer and the Cow
A farmer is sitting in the
neighborhood bar getting soused.
A
man comes in and asks the farmer,
"Hey, why are you sitting here
on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things... you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that was so horrible?
Farmer: Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow,
milking her.
Ju... Read More
She was so blonde...
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said "concentrate".
...she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her mind.
...she told me to meet her
at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...she tried to put M&M's in a... Read More
The Lucky Frog
A man takes
the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second
hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
"Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears,
"Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
wrong, puts the club... Read More
One day a blonde is
driving home when she rear-ends a man in his truck. The man stops and yells at
her to get out of her car, so she steps out and tries to apologize.
He then
draws a circle in the sand and tells her to stand inside and not to step out. He
goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, walks over to her car, and smashes
in the window.
She begins to giggle, so he looks back at her angrily and tells her to be... Read More
The
Poor Blonde
A blonde owned a small business that
she was about to lose, so she went to the church and
prayed: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my
business."
She didn't win.
So the next day she was about to lose
her business and her car. She went to the church to
pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my
business and my... Read More
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