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Two elderly women
were eating breakfast
in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel
noticed something funny about Mabel's ear
and she said, '"Mabel, did you
know you've got
a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel answered, "I have a
suppository?"
She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm
glad you noticed this.&nbs... Read More
Why I Am So Tired!!!
For a
couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep,
not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job,
earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could
think of.
But now
I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's
why: The population of this country is 273 million.
[BR... Read More
The Speeding Ticket
A police officer pulls a
guy over for speeding...
Officer: May I see
your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have
one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth
DUI.
Officer: Can I see
the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: Oh, it's not
... Read More
Heavenly Rewards
Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met
them there.
St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're
here. But before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you a couple of
questions. Make sure you tell the truth because if you don't, we'll have
to ask you to visit the beast below. Your answers will also determine
what kind of car you will get. You... Read More
Lipstick on the
Mirror
According to a news report, a
certain private school in Victoria,
BC recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in
the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would
press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
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