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The Moods
of a Woman



An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,

A woman is a bundle of contradiction,

She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,

But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,

She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,

She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,

She'll be stronger tha... Read More

The Lost Dr. Seuss Tongue
Twister




See if you can do this.

Read each line aloud:

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This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is dumbass cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

[... Read More

The Redneck Houseboat
 

The Sensitive Redneck


Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower -
Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed
instantly.






As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says,
"Someone should go and tell his wife."






Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive... Read More

You Might Be a Redneck
If...

 

You ever listed fuzzy dice on an insurance
claim. Your trolling motor used to be a fan in a
barber shop. You list tick removal as a skill on your
resume. You use an ironing board as a knick-knack
shelf. You think the Battle of the Bulge is an
argument between your wife and your mother. You've ever driven around looking for your
porch roof after a bad storm. Your nicest towels say, "Prop... Read More

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