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Dogs and Computers: Same or Different?
Favorite
Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits
Method
used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with
rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit
co... Read More
WHAT IF PEOPLE BOUGHT CARS LIKE THEY BUY
COMPUTERS?
General
Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't
know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy
computers - - but imagine if they did . . .
HELPLINE:
"General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER:
"I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing
happened!"
HELPLINE:
"Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?"
CU... Read More
Farm Horse
An out-of-towner
drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local
farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy
up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy
didn't move.
Then the farmer
hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the
farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.
Then the farmer
nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!"... Read More
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Bloopers
Something Went Wrong In Jet
Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be
Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
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Abbot and Costello Meet Windows 95
Costello: Hey,
Abbot!
Abbot: Yes, Lou?
Costello: I just got my first computer.
Abbot: That's great Lou. What did you get?
Costello: A Pentium II-266, with 40 Megs of RAM, a 2.1 Gig hard
drive, and a 24X CD-ROM.
Abbot: That's terrific, Lou.
Costello: But I don't know what any of it means!
Abbot: You will in time.
Costello: That's exactly why I am... Read More
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