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Healthy Level of Insanity*/Laughter is good 4 the Soul

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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses
on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.


2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your voice


3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If they want fries with that.


4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In.


5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
Espresso.


6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
The Prophecy."


8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a
serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
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12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.


16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling
Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I
Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy,
we Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity....... Smile.

It's Called Therapy.



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