This Week's Rant: The Stone(d) Age

Now, we live in a time where some kid will try to get himself high. This ranges from snorting coke, to chewing tobacco, to drinking hair shampoo. A junkie will do anything to get that minute of a fleeting high. This is stupid. That stuff does really nasty things. It slowly puts poison in your body, so you'll end up killing yourself. And I'm not even gonna mention what that stuff does to your balls. Besides, you can get that same high just by making yourself dizzy. Since drugs affect the adrenaline chamber, the adrenaline gets pushed around. You can get the same effect after a wild ride at an amusement park. Just without the poison.

Getting High: Coming to a theme park near you.

In The News: Babies born on 8/8/08 at 8:08pm weigh 8 pounds.

Crazy, innit?

Weekly Random Thought

I have yet to discover a video game that lets you do drugs, bang hookers, pollute the earth, and piss on homeless guys. Some companies have come close, but nobody wants to face the truth.

It would be even cooler if the baby's name was Eight

For your weekly thought: Grand theft auto comes to mind for some of the elements and they definitely raised some eye browse lol