This Week's Rant: Are You Dumb As A Post?

I've known many morons. Many of them played games like Guitar Hero; that's one big sign that gives it away. There are those who don't have much control over their mouths. One guy I knew had a mouth like a convenience store; open 24/7. Another just did not know how to stop talking. Hey Motor Mouth! Kill the engine! His mouth was so big, he could fit a school bus in there. Also, there are those who are freakishly tall. Being tall has to take away from something else, which is usually the brain. By the way, I don't ask a tall person "How's the weather up there?" Instead, I say, "How's the air traffic up there?" These tall folks look like flagpoles with hair. If they're not in the NBA, then it's a waste of height. Okay, back to the Guitar Hero playing losers. It's those guys who have really long hair and constantly brag about how they can score without getting up. Their hair is so greasy, man. What do they wash it with? Pennzoil? Those who talk about oil shortages obviously haven't seen these heads of hair. They can keep their motorbikes tuned; just rub your head on it! You can spot these punk rocker-wannabes a mile off; they look like Ozzy Ozbourne.

In The News: Football Scores?

Can't find anything in the news worth ranting about so I'll just do you sports fanatics a favour and give the latest on the Atlanta Braves: The latest game between the Braves and the Phillies was a loss for Atlanta, with the score being 10-9. The spotlight in the game was the Phillies surviving a nine-run fourth inning (no? I don't really play football, so all these runs and innings don't make much sense to me).

Weekly Random Thought

I don't think society will ever get over people being different. People are scared of difference, you see. So they bully it to change. If people changed their differences we'd be living in a monotomous, grey, boring world.