This Weeks Rant

Nowadays, the average IQ of a human is somewhere between the lines of 100 and your shoe size. Not very impressive. Hey. Don't think I'm just blowing off steam here. I got a bit of evidence to support this. See, only a race like us could have taken this continent that was inherited (well actually nobody inherited it, the Americans stole it from the Mexicans and Indians) over 200 years ago, when it was absolutely stunning. It was practically paradise. Heaven on Earth. Well, have you taken a look at it lately? Jeez, it's freakin' embarrassing. Only a race of dolts like humans could take this country (and this planet) and turn it into what it truly is today: a cess pool and a shopping mall combined. Come on. Pollution, heavy industry, global warming, condos, major malls, mini malls, car repair shops, strip clubs, marts, dirty bookstores, lumber mills, Los Angeles. Only humans could suck all the life out of a beautiful planet like this. You worried about aliens and UFOs coming to take over? Hell no! The moment they see this planet and what we've done to it they're gonna turn those flying saucers of theirs around and fly back home! They'll probably think Venus is a better place to inhabit. And for those who are brave enough to come close, the first person they're gonna abduct will just make 'em say "Naw, our reports show there's no intelligent life here. Let's go take back Mars." This Earth has changed drastically ever since humans started sleeping here. Why do you think the ice caps are melting? Humans. We're responsible for global warming; the ozone's been cracked wide open, so now, we're gonna hafta evolve back into fish to survive. And what do you think the average neaderthalic person thinks about all this? They think it's just effin' dandy! They don't care one tiny atom that the Earth's gonna die; they'll just reach for another bag of Fritos and continue to watch The Price Is Right on their stolen 300-channel cable TV while sitting on a moldy couch waiting for their children to come back from their dates with that heavily pierced and tattooed punk they met online. So it's kinda obvious that everything we hoped would be cured by the year 2010; AIDS, cancer, global warming, pollution, gas prices, and everything else, will just be staying with us forever. Maybe even follow us into Hell. Actually it's probably already all down there.

In The News: Storms Kill 18 In Missouri

So a storm has recently hit MI. I'm not bothered about this; storms happen everyday somewhere. It's expected. Ever since we started mucking up the ecosystem things have really gotten whacked up. So lets hope that the 18 that passed away as a result of this storm deserved it (c'mon. Don't hate me just because I'm giving you the REAL truth. You need to open your eyes. For real this time).

Weekly Random Thought

Humans appear to be designed for two purposes: to pass the torch and to screw up everything else.