This Week's Rant: Stupidity In The Workplace Continued

Okay, now that I've ragged on employees and the people who work behind the scenes, let's rant on the customers themselves. Now I'm sure that most readers who work have that slogan "The customer is always right". I think they'd also agree on my (secret) slogan: "The customer is always a moron". Everyone who's worked at a job where they must mingle with customers will definitely agree: most customers are sly, sneaky people who'll leave you alone. However, some of them aren't so discreet and will let you know about their poor educational upbringing by making you wonder if a punishment is really that bad after you punch this idiot in the face. Therefore, I offer you my guaranteed-to-work advice on working:

Don't use the public restroom.

Don't trust anyone.

All customers are idiots.

Don't argue with anyone.

Do NOT go nuts.*

In The News: Military Presence In Iraq Shrinking

Yes, the troops are slowly coming home. Does this mean this is the end of the Iraqian war? Hell if I know. I don't even know why the hell we were fighting it in the first place.

Weekly Random Thought

Some interesting figures: Chance of the U.S. becoming a free country: 25.44%

Chance of the world becoming a better, safer place: 9.93%

Intellectual to idiot ratio: 10|+6 bil.

*Trust me. It's a fleeting high.