Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.
Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very
authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of
a cow moose.

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then
come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set
themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their
costume and began to give the moose love call.

Before long their call was answered as a bull came crashing
out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was
close enough, the guy in front said, OK, lets get out and
get him.

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the
back shouted, The zipper is stuck! What are we going
to do!?

The guy in the front says, Well, I m going to start
nibbling grass, but you d better brace yourself