Words of Wisdom from Kids

2.  When your dad is mad and asks you "Do I look stupid?", don't answer him.
Micheal 14

3.  Never tell your mom her diet isn't working.  John 13

4.  Stay away from prunes.  Randy 9

5.  Never pee on an electric fence.  Robert 13

6.  Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.  Emily 10

7.  Don't squat with your spurs on.  Billy 9

8.  When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.   Melissa 11

9.  Never allow your 3-year-old brother in the same room as your assignment.  Ann 14

10.  Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.  Mitchell 12

11.  Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac.
     Andrew 9

12.  Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
     Ramona 9

13.  You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
     Joey 10

15.  If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
     Jill 14

19.  Never try to baptize a cat.  Eileen 8

20.  I know God knows when you are bad, but it's your parents you have to watch out for.Sam 9