Question :

What is the truest definition of Globalisation?  
  Answer :

Princes Diana's death.  
  Question :

How come?  
 

  Answer : 

An English princess  with

an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French

tunnel,  driving a

German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian

who was drunk

on Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you

change the spelling),

followed closely by

Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by

an American doctor,  using

Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by

A New Zealander,

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on

your computer,

that uses Taiwanese

chips,  and a

Korean monitor,

assembled by

Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian

lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Maltese wharfies,

 and trucked to you by a

Fleet of
      

 Pakistani drivers fueled

by the 
       

Netherlands, wearing safety

clothing make in China.

That, my friends, is