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On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monke... Read More

I've decided to post a blog on some funny jokes 'n' stories I've heard from various people and books. Just so I can type something. Read if you want some good laughs (WARNING: Viewer discretion is advised). A man has the words "I Love You" tattooed to his dick. He goes home to his wife, the wife says "Stop trying to put words in my mouth!" An old Jewish guy is walking down an alleyway, sees a lamp, picks it up, dusts it off, and a genie pops out. The genie says "I can grant you one wis... Read More

~ POLICE ARE WARNING ALL MEN ~

Who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called: "BEER"

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large 'kegs'.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman... Read More

Bud light Present's: Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Friends For Cash Addict. You thought you could just log on once but little did you know it would consume your life.
Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school, and people you've never met who live 3000 miles away just to be "virtually" popular. As if IM wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior.
Ooooo look at you with your 340659 "... Read More