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On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monke... Read More

More funnies! Two Pigs Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one says: "I believe in a share and share alike policy. One where we are all equal."

"Well" replied the other farmer "I'm not sure about that. What you mean is that if you have two horses you'd give me one?"

"Of course" says the first.

The second farmer continued: "and of you had two cars, you'd give me one of them too?"

"Absolutely"

"So" says the second farmer, "if you had tw... Read More

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart's and the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they carry on shopping.

 A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.

 'What do you th... Read More

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless j... Read More

I've decided to post a blog on some funny jokes 'n' stories I've heard from various people and books. Just so I can type something. Read if you want some good laughs (WARNING: Viewer discretion is advised). A man has the words "I Love You" tattooed to his dick. He goes home to his wife, the wife says "Stop trying to put words in my mouth!" An old Jewish guy is walking down an alleyway, sees a lamp, picks it up, dusts it off, and a genie pops out. The genie says "I can grant you one wis... Read More

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